that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
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It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
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