So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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