I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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