Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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