Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
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July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
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