just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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