I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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