Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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