That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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