Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
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So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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