Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
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It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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