I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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