Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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