I am puke
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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