dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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