I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
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Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
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pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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