my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
So much rum. So many feels.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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