i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
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