we have pet lesbian snakes
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.