I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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