In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
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