So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Life is so much better after having sex.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
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I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
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Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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