I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
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no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
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He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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