did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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