Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I deserve to be covered in dicks
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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