okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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