Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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