I hate all girls vehemently.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
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I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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