okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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