I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
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i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
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Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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