I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
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