They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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