porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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