Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
being pregnant is like rehab
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
He shit in the fireplace
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