Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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