How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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