On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
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Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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