a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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