Joe is yelling at the trees again.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
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The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
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I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
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