she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
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