I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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