I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
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chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
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where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize