"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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