we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
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