I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
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They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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