So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just googled if crying burns calories
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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