your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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