did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
There r osticjed everywhere
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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