left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Randomize
