my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
