It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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