i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
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