Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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