I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
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I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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