im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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