I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Randomize
