If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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