i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
i've created a new STD.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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